Saturday, April 15, 2006

The Men of CESSPOOL- Gavin Doth Speak

San Francisco Mayor and Coverboy Gavin Newsom
opposes any law preventing gay illegal immigrants
from marrying.

Illegal gay immigrants Francisco Del
Valle and Rodolpho Suarez are
happy with Gavin's contrarian antics


Mayor Gavin Newsom said Thursday that "The City" (TM) will not comply with any federal legislation that criminalizes efforts by illegal gay immigrants to wed.

The mayor also denounced a bipartisan congressional proposal that would beef up border security and prevent gay illegals from crossing the border in search of better food, hotter clubs, and fabulous fashions.

Newsom, reeking with higher political ambitions, never misses an opportunity to wade into controversial national issues

“San Francisco stands foursquare in strong opposition to the rhetoric coming out of Washington, D.C.,” Newsom said. “We prefer to come up with our own rhetoric, " he added.

Francisco Del Valle and his "life partner" Rodolpho "Kinki" Suarez entered the United States from Guatemala on a tourist visa and never returned. They applaud Newsom's desire to keep San Francisco leaning left.

"I mean, the possibility of being able to express myself as a married gay illegal, making a lifesyle statement in a Perry Ellis chocolate cashmere cardigan with leather toggle trim and indigo cotton jeans, was something I knew I could never have in Guatemala. And, my partner's job as a male escort keeps us both in Fendi man bags." he said.

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