Giant Penis Returned to Sex Shop

-Deemed too tacky even for white trash women...


Best friends Loretta George
and Lee Anne Post struggle
to put "Big Richard" back in the
closet.

(Aching Springs, TN)

SOUR GRAPES GAZETTE

When best friends and third cousins Loretta George and Lee Anne Post hosted a "Tacky Lady" party in their Aching Springs doublewide, the prominent penis purchased by the pair proved positively problematic.

"I think it was too realistic, even for the tacky ladies, and it made a giant mess all over the place," said George, disconnecting a water hose from the oversize organ.

Even the trashiest white woman in the trailer was put off by the massive member.

"Dahlin' that is just disgusting, even for me," said local hooker Genie McMillan. "When I am off work, I don't want to be reminded of it."