FRANCE FINDS NEW COST-CUTTING METHOD: SURRENDER PRIOR TO ACTUAL CONFLICT
France says military action won't solve Iran (how would they know- they haven't tried it recently!)
PARIS - Military action is not a "magic wand" that can be used to resolve the international community's standoff with Iran over its nuclear programme, French Prime Minister Dominique de Villepin said on Thursday. He said the international community must look at what tools can be used to put pressure on Iran but said military action in Iraq and the Middle East showed that it was not a solution. "My conviction is that military action is certainly no solution," Villepin told a monthly news conference....
Q: Why does the new French navy use glass-bottomed boats?
A : To see the old French navy
Q. Why are the French so afraid of war?
A. You would be too if you never won one in your history.
Q : What's the shortest book ever written?
A : "French War Heroes.